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Tuesday
9/19/17 | | Empty NestEmpty Nest It's Not Easy Being Green (TV-PG) Harry helps Laverne hand out candy to children on Halloween night; Carol and Patrick are mugged on their way home from a costume party. | Empty NestEmpty Nest Dirty Harry (TV-PG) Carol convinces Harry to join her on an appearance on the Geraldo Rivera show; a young patient tries to get taller so he can ride an amusement park ride. | Empty NestEmpty Nest Timing is Everything (TV-PG) Harry hopes to transition his old friendship with a woman into a romance; Carol needs Charley's help assembling some exercise equipment. | Empty NestEmpty Nest Thanksgiving at the Westons (TV-PG) Laverne is hesitant to accept the Westons' invitation to attend their Thanksgiving dinner, after thinking back to the events that took place the year before. | Empty NestEmpty Nest The Body Beautiful (TV-PG) Harry discovers one of his patient's ailments are being caused by their use of steroids; Carol is jealous that Patrick is staring at a nude model all day. | Empty NestEmpty Nest Overboard (TV-PG) Charley's cruise is set off course by a violent storm, and he's left stranded at sea for days; Carol and Patrick apply for jobs at the same place. | |
Wednesday
9/20/17 | | Empty NestEmpty Nest The Fracas in Vegas (TV-PG) Harry and Charley take an ill-conceived trip to Las Vegas for a boxing match; Emily's strategy to make Carol feel guilty backfires on her. | Empty NestEmpty Nest Pardon My Flashback (TV-PG) The Westons welcome over Laverne and Charley to watch the Super Bowl, but they end up reminiscing on some of the memorable experiences they've shared. | Empty NestEmpty Nest Dog Day Afternoon (TV-PG) Laverne's small investment in a new mall development causes her to act demanding; Dreyfuss refuses to acknowledge commands after Carol yells at him. | Empty NestEmpty Nest More to Love (TV-PG) Emily starts dating an old friend of Carol's, who has an interesting compulsion to constantly reference his weight; Laverne is upset about gossip. | Empty NestEmpty Nest My Dad, My Doctor (TV-PG) Emily tears a ligament in her knee, but chooses a recovery recommendation from another doctor instead of her father; Patrick goes camping. | Empty NestEmpty Nest Love and Marriage (TV-PG) Carol is shocked and jealous over the announcement of her little cousin's marriage plans; Charley is sentenced to do community service at the hospital. | |
Thursday
9/21/17 | | Empty NestEmpty Nest Aunt Verne Knows Best (TV-PG) Laverne's nephew visits from college, but her controlling nature starts to limit his enjoyment; Carol is worried about her impending anniversary's meaning. | Empty NestEmpty Nest My Mother, My Self (TV-PG) Charley's mother comes to inform him that she and his father have divorced, and she ends up falling in love with Harry; Carol meets Patrick's mother. | Empty NestEmpty Nest Charley to the Rescue (TV-PG) Emily gets harassed by an obnoxious comic while working as a waitress on the same cruise ship as Charley; Laverne sets Harry up on a date. | Empty NestEmpty Nest Surprise! Surprise! (TV-PG) Harry's birthday is approaching, and he accidentally overhears Charley making preparations for a surprise party, except it's not for him. | Empty NestEmpty Nest When the Rooster Dies (TV-PG) Harry sells his pediatric practice to someone who promptly fires Laverne; Harry and Laverne land on their feet working at an inner-city clinic. | Empty NestEmpty Nest Bye-Bye Baby... Hello, Part 1 (TV-PG) Carol feels Patrick's immaturity is becoming a drag on her and decides to kick him out of the house, but a bigger revelation makes her rethink that decision. | |
Friday
9/22/17 | | Empty NestEmpty Nest Mom's the Word (TV-PG) Carol is confused about how she should approach her date, and whether or not to tell him she is pregnant; Laverne and Maxine disagree over baby shower plans. | Empty NestEmpty Nest Diary of a Mad Housewife (TV-PG) Carol reads some of the entries in her mother's old diary that make her feel that the pregnancy that resulted in her birth was unplanned. | Empty NestEmpty Nest Mother Dearest (TV-PG) Maxine's mother visits and reveals that she has glaucoma; Charley finds out the sex of Carol's expected baby, and tries not to ruin the surprise for her. | Empty NestEmpty Nest No Volunteers, Please (TV-PG) A reserved woman volunteers at the clinic and pays a strange amount of attention to Laverne; Carol starts trying to get her unborn baby into preschools. | Empty NestEmpty Nest Das Boob (TV-PG) Harry and Charley deal with the perils of being stranded at sea; Maxine undergoes some treatment in the hopes she can overcome her fear of public speaking. | Empty NestEmpty Nest The Girl Who Cried Baby (TV-PG) Maxine and Harry compete against each other to see who can do the better job at selling opera tickets; Carol has a number false labor emergencies. | |
Saturday
9/23/17 | | EllenEllen Give Me Equity or Give Me Death (TV-PG) Ellen gets an offer for the bookstore and is offended by the proposition, but her thoughts on the matter quickly changes when she comes across a home she wants. | EllenEllen A Deer Head for Joe (TV-PG) Ellen meets her new boss and begins to develop a rivalry with him, which leads to a showdown between her and the new man in charge. | Jack Hanna's Animal AdventuresJack Hanna's Animal Adventures Pet Project (TV-G) Jack visits a facility in England that provides loving care to hundreds of dogs and cats while researching their nutritional requirements. | Outback Adventures with Tim FaulknerOutback Adventures with Tim Faulkner Koalas and Crocs (TV-G) Tim Faulkner goes on trips to explore the habitats of some of nature's most unique creatures, visiting baby Tasmanian devils, peregrine falcons and more. | Outback Adventures with Tim FaulknerOutback Adventures with Tim Faulkner Tree Kangaroo Tales (TV-G) Tim Faulkner goes on trips to explore the habitats of some of nature's most unique creatures, visiting baby Tasmanian devils, peregrine falcons and more. | Rescue Me with Dr. LisaRescue Me with Dr. Lisa Meet Kylie (HD, TV-G) A woman enlists the help of Dr. Chimes to help her find a pet to join her in her small city apartment and fit in with her time-consuming lifestyle. | |
Sunday
9/24/17 | « BeautifulBeautiful (TV-PG, PG-13, **) A beauty queen's best friend supports her by raising her daughter as her own, but when the friend has to give up the daughter the contestant faces a choice. | The Odd Couple IIThe Odd Couple II (TV-PG, PG-13, **+) Two friends meet once again to drive a rental car across the desert to attend their children's wedding, but they get stranded and into hilarious trouble. | |
Monday
9/25/17 | | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | |
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Tuesday
9/26/17 | | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | |
Wednesday
9/27/17 | | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | |
Thursday
9/28/17 | | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | |
Friday
9/29/17 | | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | |
Saturday
9/30/17 | | EllenEllen (TV-PG) A neurotic woman attempts to cope with the chaos of her life brought about by her overbearing parents and the eccentric friends she keeps around. | EllenEllen (TV-PG) A neurotic woman attempts to cope with the chaos of her life brought about by her overbearing parents and the eccentric friends she keeps around. | Jack Hanna's Animal AdventuresJack Hanna's Animal Adventures (TV-G) Animal expert Jack Hanna travels the world to observe some of nature's most exotic and highly dangerous animals while exploring their natural habitats. | Outback Adventures with Tim FaulknerOutback Adventures with Tim Faulkner (TV-G) Tim Faulkner goes on trips to explore the habitats of some of nature's most unique creatures, visiting baby Tasmanian devils, peregrine falcons and more. | Outback Adventures with Tim FaulknerOutback Adventures with Tim Faulkner (TV-G) Tim Faulkner goes on trips to explore the habitats of some of nature's most unique creatures, visiting baby Tasmanian devils, peregrine falcons and more. | Rescue Me with Dr. LisaRescue Me with Dr. Lisa (HD, TV-G) Dr. Lisa helps orphaned and abandoned animals find new and loving homes, allowing them to live a safer and fulfilling life. | |
Sunday
10/1/17 | « MovieMovie (TV-14) Movie title to be announced. | MovieMovie (TV-14) Movie title to be announced. | |
Monday
10/2/17 | | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | Empty NestEmpty Nest (TV-PG) Two adult daughters move back in with their father following the dissolution of their marriages and cause him many problems and irritations. | |
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